Indescribably stupid

This is the dumbest thing I've read in 50 years, and I'm only 37.

For as long as I remember (yes, even before that West Wing episode), I’ve supported abolishing – not lowering – the voting age barrier. Kids should have the vote. I believed so vehemently as a child, of course, but since I’ve had the vote I’ve only grown more adamant in my conviction.

I know it may seem kooky, but it’s not. Hear me out.

By all means, hear him out. It is kooky. It's a long read, mostly because you'll be stopping after every sentence, cocking your head to one side, and asking yourself, "Did he really just fucking say that?" Like this one (coincidentally, the next two sentences).

First, let’s dispatch the most common argument against my little obsession: that kids are not reasonable enough to understand the issues and make an informed vote. I disagree.

He comes close to making a point when he mentions that some stupid jackasses are already voting to control your life. It never occurs to him that perhaps this entire concept is more fucked up than Peter O'Toole on his birthday.

Kooks everywhere love his idea.

Thanks to Joyner, who has a commenter who is on the right track. But I'm thinking more like 130.